28 February 2007
The Phantom Returns!
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26 February 2007
Daycare turns women into "birthing machines"?
I'd be very interested to hear your comments on this story and whether you think the bishop is right or wrong in his comments. Not condemning the good work of child care centres, I do wonder about the long term benefits of placing one's child - during the most formative years - in the hands of someone else (or many others). What does it say about the essential need for the mother child relationship? I understand what he is saying goes against modern Western thinking perhaps, but there seems to me to be wisdom in his words as a principle. Please do make any comments at the bottom of this story. I'd like to hear what others think.
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24 February 2007
KFC asks for papal blessing for new burger!!
Thanks dad for pointing out this very amusing story:
LOUISVILLE, KY (Catholic Online) – The head of the company internationally known as a fast-food chicken vendor has made an appeal to Pope Benedict XVI to bless its new fish offering. In a statement released Feb. 18, Ash Wednesday, KFC said its president, Gregg Dedrick, sent a personal letter to the pope asking for a papal blessing for the KFC's new Fish Snacker Sandwich, noting that the fast-food item “is ideal for American Catholics who want to observe Lenten season traditions while still leading their busy, modern lifestyles.” The company’s statement noted that Vatican officials confirmed receipt of the request concerning the $0.99 (USD) sandwich, adding that KFC “is hopeful to get the pope's blessing this Lenten season.”"People can enjoy the flavor of the new Fish Snacker any day of the week, but we believe it will be especially popular on Fridays," said James O'Reilly, chief marketing officer for KFC.
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Goodbye to another dissident catholic
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21 February 2007
The day of the ashes
I like Ash Wednesday. It is one of the few days left where Catholics (well those who practice anyway) visibly act united as Catholics. While Ash Wednesday is not a Holy Day of Obligation it is a day of fasting and abstinence from meat so today we have to go out of our way to live our faith and that is a good thing. Good Friday, Easter and Christmas also fall outside the regular Sunday Mass routine but in this country we are still hanging onto them as national public holidays (although one wonders how long for).
There are now only two days of the year (apart from Sundays) when is obligatory that Catholics in Australia do something for their faith. The feast of The Assumption which is a Holy Day of Obligation and will fall on a Wednesday this year and also today, Ash Wednesday, when Catholics will receive the visble mark of ash on their forehead but will abstain from meat and fast in a public act of somber penance.
One mistake that I believe was made in the past 40 years of change in the Church was the cancelling of the obligation for Cathoics to abstain from meat every Friday. While the obligation to do an act of extra prayer or penance still does exist every Friday (though unknown by most Catholics) I do believe we lost something. The Church is well within her rights to make that change as it was only ever a Church law but from those who remember those days I am told there was something almost patriotic about being a Catholic because we were in the struggle together. The whole society was well aware that Friday was fish day because a quarter of the population would not be eating meat that day and it adjusted accordingly. It was the exterior mark of being catholic, Mass on Sunday and fish on Friday. Any group has to treasure the things that unite them and while of course all Catholics are united in Christ and his Church, that Church exists in the world and must give visible signs to the world through the actions of it's members. Abstaining from meat is not the be all and end all but it was one way, and that way does not seem to have been replaced by anything notably visible.
Growing up in my family we continued the practice of no meat on a Friday as that was our family act of penance. It is a practice that I know still exists in other catholic homes and it would not be a bad thing to have it spread out once again. Abstaining from meat and fasting from certains foods is a time honoured practice spoken about and practiced by the early Christians. It helps us to master our wills and can serve to remind us that our faith is not just something we do in private, we do it as part of the Mystical Body of Christ.
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19 February 2007
18 February 2007
Remember you are dust and unto dust you will return
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Chocolate and contraception on US campus
Feb. 15 /Christian Newswire/ - Yesterday, on hundreds of college campuses nationwide, students were handed a Hershey’s kiss with a free condom. This “Condom and a Kiss” campaign has been going on for several years and is a way for students who practice contraception or support it to spread their message and their products.
But yesterday, a new player entered the field. At the University of Mary Washington , a public university in Virginia, a group of students, called Project Plus, have been actively spreading a message opposed to this mentality via posters and articles in the school newspaper.
Contradictory to the normally sexually spurred activities of Valentine’s Day, these students reached out to their peers with a message that “True Love is worth more than Contraception”. With full sized Hershey’s Chocolate Bars with that message on the front, they passed out 360 bars in less than 2 hours, they still had lots of good conversations and both positive and negative responses.
The theme of the chocolate bar give-away was “Without Contraception, you get so much more”, an analogy pertaining to the tiny Hershey’s Kisses that the “Condom and a Kiss” campaign hands out with condoms, compared to full sized Hershey’s bars. Inside the candy wrapper it read, “It makes sense that condoms are handed out today with nothing more than a tiny chocolate kiss. This reflects how little love you can express while using one. Using contraception tells your lover, ‘I don’t want to share every part of myself with you.’”
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Attending World Youth Day...Priceless
I was sent this YouTube video which is a take off of the Mastercard commercial with a World Youth Day twist, it's actually very well done, do have a look.
It's getting closer now, World Youth Day is next year, starting on Tuesday 15th July and culminating with Mass with Pope Benedict in Sydney on Sunday 20th July. Mark it in your diaries! Catholic, protestant, athiest, just curious, everyone is welcome...this will be the event to be at!
It will be a marvellous opportunity to encounter fellow believers, the Pope and Christ Himself. As the Vicar of Christ, the Holy Father is coming to the young (and the not so young) to set them on fire with the love of Christ. So next year get ready to burn! Spread the word and keep the excitement building and don't forget to pray for the success of WYD. This is not just a week long event, it is to shape the direction of the Church for the next 20 years and beyond.
(PS I love the song that backs that little video above, 'Jesus Christ you are my life' was used at previous World Youth Days and you can here the whole thing right here.)
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The 2007 Catholic Blog Awards have come and gone...I didn't win
Now I bet that most of you didn't know that for the last few years there have been the catholic blog awards. There are a number of very interesting/funny/spiritual catholic blogs out there that are worth looking at from time to time. I would like to think that my little blog is (or will become) a quasi catholic blog but it's no where near most of those that got nominated for the 2007 Catholic Blog Awards.
So if you've checked out everything of interest on my blog and you still have half a morning tea break to kill, you might like to check out the different categories and see what's on offer in the Catholic Blogosphere.
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15 February 2007
Just a nice scene
You know when you just see something and it really lifts you spirits and puts a smile on your face...
Yesterday I was walking home from the gym, it was about 8pm and a really pleasant afternoon with a few people out walking, riding and enjoying the weather. As I approached one house I saw a young father and mother laughing and kicking around a soccer ball with with their young children (around 6 years old). The father picked up his son and swung him around while mum looked on.
It made me very happy to see a young family just enjoying the fact that they are just that - a family. Parents out playing with their children has such an essential and wonderful result on their children's development. Time together bonds the whole family and helps them to become, as Pope John Paul called the family, "a community of life and love".
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13 February 2007
Look at my lounge!!
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12 February 2007
Why I decided to leave the meat to one side...
A few people have asked my why I decided to become a vegetarian so here's the low down I gave to Cath...
Basically I was chatting with Joanna, a friend of mine, about this whole vego issue (she is a very passionate vegetarian) and she sent me the link to a short video on what goes in in factory farming.
Now obviously the video showed the crulest people at work and the worst parts of it all BUT the objective reality of factory farming is that animals are being raised in a way that is not proper to the dignity of an animal, who are also a part of God's creation and give him glory by their very lives.
They are raised so fast their legs don't hold them, the only time many of them see sun is on the way to be killed, they are not allowed to care for their young, they are treated most inhumanely. Now I am no animal rights activist and I think there are much bigger issues in the world, like abortion, but I realised we cannot wait for the world to be perfect before we correct another smaller areas of our life. Life requires an attempt at balance at all times in all areas. I am not against us eating animals, I think that is one of the primary motives God gave them to us so technically I am not a vegetarian but more to the point I am not eating factory farmed meat for moral reasons.
At first I didn't know what the correct response would be to such knowledge but the best thing I figured I can do is to simply not eat meat that has come from treating animals like merely a resource to be used and abused. I was a bit concerned about the health aspect but so long as one still has dairy and plenty of grains, nuts, seeds etc everything is covered. It does require one to rethink the way they eat but so far so good.
So basically in a nutshell that is the story.
If you want to watch the video that kicked it all off here it is. I do warn you it is very cruel and graphic in some parts. It is basically a short doco that is voiced over by Alec Baldwin. It is released by a group called PETA and while I certainly would not subscribe to their mailing list I believe the video does raise very worthwhile points about the industry that is factory farming. If you do watch it I would be interested to hear possible other responses to such cruelty.
"Animals are God's creatures. He surrounds them with his providential care. By their mere existence they bless him and give him glory. Thus men owe them kindness." 2416"God entrusted animals to the stewardship of those whom he created in his own image. Hence it is legitimate to use animals for food and clothing..." 2417
"It is contrary to human dignity to cause animals to suffer or die needlessly..." 2418
From the Catechism of the Catholic Church
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Happy Birthday to the Holy Father!
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07 February 2007
How NOT to be a millionaire!
NEW YORK – Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever."
After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:
"Which of the following is the largest?" (A) A Peanut (B) An Elephant (C) The Moon (D) Hey, who you calling large?
Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realised that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer. "Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be."
Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.
"Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!" exclaimed Evans. "Darn. I think I better phone a friend." Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.
"Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!" said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. "Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun."
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.
"Come on Betsy, are you sure?" said Evans. "How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it." To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'
"I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience," said Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.
"Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking," said Evans. "But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer."
Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'
What can I add to that??
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Behold! I bring you news of great joy...
... a joy to be shared with all the people; for on this day I have finished my last overdue essay from 2006!
What a relief! How happy am I now! Rejoice with me people! Yay!
And it turned out very well I have to say, it was a 2000 word paper on the Motherhood of Mary drawn from the scriptures. For those who sometimes wonder how Mary fits in and why she fits in you might enjoy it.
Actually I'm trying to work out if I can post PDF files on this site but it doesn't seem to be possible. Oh well. If anyone knows, let me know.
Excuse me now, I must dress in my party clothes and go and dance in the streets!
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06 February 2007
I am no robot...I choose to love
I was working in the shop on Sunday and got chatting with this nice old lady about this, that and the other. I was telling her how it was always encouraging to meet someone who had persevered in the faith so long and I jokingly said to her "you'll only spend a quick time in purgatory!" and then this dear lady proceeded to confidently tell me that the Church no longer believed in hell and punishment, as a God of love would never be so cruel to punish his creatures. (BTW Purgatory is a place of final purification for those souls who need it before reaching heaven). Here we go I thought, rolling the eyes inside my mind but then took it as a great opportunity to briefy re-introduce her to the truth. It was a great little conversation and I look forward to seeing her next Sunday.
Why is it that people think hell is not real, do they take their ideas through to completion? God is a God of love and he wants all people to choose to love him and thus be with him forever in heaven but he isn't going to force us to love him. The greatest gift we have been given is free will, we choose every day if we will live for Him or not for Him. If I spend my whole life purposely saying 'no' to God why should I expect that when I die God will force me against my will to be with him in heaven? He does not force us now and he will not force us then.
If I loved someone and they did not love me in return, I could take a a gun and force them to tell me that they love me. This may well make them say it but am I really loving them by forcing that act of affection? Of course not. Love is only a choice that can be made in freedom and the existence of hell (the place of suffering where God is not) proves that God is a God of love, just as he is a God of justice. God sends no one to hell, people choose to send themselves there, God is not to blame for that. We are not robots and we have the great gift of choosing when and who we will love.
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05 February 2007
Deus Caritas Est a big seller. Have you read it yet?
Benedict XVI's first encyclical letter Deus Caritas Est is one of the most commercially successful doctrinal tracts ever written by a Pope.The document has been reprinted three times in the German Pontiff's own language, three times in Spanish and has sold almost 1.5 million copies in Italian.
For the first time in modern history, the Latin version was also reprinted since the initial run of 1,000 copies sold out in two months. Benedict XVI's first encyclical has also been translated into Russian and Chinese.
It is a great little encyclical but if you want to start with a very brief summary here's one for you.
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Vatican expert warns against "criminalisation of religious opposition" to homosexuals
An interesting article in todays Cath News. Isn't it how interesting when God is taken out of a society, in the name of freedom of belief, the ones whose beliefs are first persecuted are those that believe in God:
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03 February 2007
What temperament are you??
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Just how do I leave comments on this thing??
I didn't think leaving comments on the blog was difficult but I have been told otherwise...
Some people have wanted to leave comments on a certain post but just can't work out how to do it. It's very simple. At the bottom of each post are the words '0 comments' (or whatever the number or comments are), by clicking on those words a new box will open up and you are able to view any comments and also leave your own, just select the option 'other', type in your name, type your comment and hit publish and 'voila'...it's done! Then I get an email telling me that a comment has been left, it's all very clever!
Hope this helps all the luddites out there, now I look forward to blog comments instead of emails :)
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02 February 2007
My little brother Anthony...
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01 February 2007
The Presentation of the Lord - 2nd February
One more thing...Tomorrow the Church celebrates the Feast of the Presentation of the Lord in the Temple. This is when, in accordance with the Jewish law Jesus was taken to the temple by Mary and Joseph to be offered to God (Luke 2:22-40) and it also signifies the purification of Mary.

In the Gospel passage there is the beautiful scene when Simeon is led by the Lord to the temple, he had been promised that he would not die until he had seen the saviour. When he sees Jesus he takes him in his arms saying
"At last all powerful Master, you can dismiss your servant in peace, according to your word; for my eyes have seen your salvation,which you have prepared for all the nations peoples, a light to enlighten the Gentiles and give glory to your people Israel"
When I was at the seminary we would pray this prayer every night as part of night prayer and we would have the Lord exposed in the monstrance during that time, I would always love to say that prayer looking at Out Lord in the Consecrated Host realising that I was seeing what Simeon was seeing, the salvation of God for all people.
So have a great feast day tommorrow. If you get to Mass don't forget to take some candles to get blessed as that is the traditional day for blessing candles. Candles of course symbolising Christ as the light of the world, who was revealed to Simeon on that day in the temple.
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Tickets, trains and time with Jesus

So after work headed to the Cathedral for Six30 which is a weekly gathering of young people at the Cathedral for a Holy Hour of worship before Our Lord present in the Blessed Sacrament. I really love going, it is just a simple time of prayer and singing with usually 100 or so other youth and a number of priests available for confession.
For those who aren't Catholics (feel free to join!), the Church has believed and taught for 2000 years that at the consecration of the Mass the bread and wine change into the real body and blood of Jesus Christ, not a symbol, not a sign but his real presence under the appearance of bread and wine. Only at the time of the reformation 400 years ago was this truth contested. Scriptually we look to John Chapter 6 when Jesus emphasises several times that those who wish to have eternal life must eat his body and drink his blood and this is fulfilled at the last supper when he takes the bread and wine and says this IS my body and this IS my blood. It is THE gift of Christ to his Church, we are able to receive him in Holy Communion and pray in his Real Presence, what a marvel!
So back to the Cathedral, it is such a great setting at 6.30pm in summer with the sunlight flooding through the yellow glass panes,
There is a different priest who leads the holy hour each week and he exposes and incences the Blessed Sacrament while a hymn is sung, it truly raises the mind to God for indeed God is really present there with us,
After the Holy Hour most of the youth and the priests head down to a cafe on Bourke St for a meal which is a great time to meet up with others. I left early though as I wasn't feeling well so here I am and I think I'll go to bed very soon.
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Embryonic research cartoon
This from the American Papist.

— "I died while waiting for a cure to be found by research on embryonic stem cells, and you?"
— "I was that embryo!"
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Only six months to go!
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