My brother Anthony checked out my new blog today and he left me this comment under one of the posts but just in case your don't read all the little comments, I'm posting it here, I laughed and laughed and laughed:
Today I got up and went to the toilet. I felt like I had to do a No. 2 but it didn't happen. So I went out and ate some bran. I then went back to the toilet and tried again still without success although I did manage a bit of a No. 1. I decided to give up on the whole toilet thing for a while. I then went and ate a carrot and I chewed for a little while and then I chewed some more for a little while. Then I stopped chewing and looked at the carrot it had 2 chew marks out of it but I had eaten less than a quarter, and then I thought geees there's a lot of carrot left, I put the carrot down with my left hand. It went plonk. Then the phone rang it went ring ring and then it went ring ring, but I couldn't answer it because the bran that I ate earlier had started to kick in and I felt the urge to go back to the toilet to do a No. 2. After I had finished I went to wash my hands, I wet my hands first then I gave two pumps on the soap dispenser, it went squish squish. I washed my hands and I liked it because it made my hands smell nice and got rid of all those microbacterial germs. So as you can see my morning was pretty hectic. My name is Anthony Toutounji and that was my story.
Thanks for your comment Anthony, sounds like you need to start up your own blog! (Actually being a soon to be dad would be a very interesting thing to blog about...go for it!)
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